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    Send them to Washington with their relatives.


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    I usually just tell the inlaws there's a time limit on their stay, pick up their beer cans and DON"T tick off the wife!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jca1 View Post
    Send them to Washington with their relatives.


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    Now this "what if" scenario is one I can work with! Are them alternative life forms the Zombie or Alien or Predator or Vampire or Werewolf or Possessed or some combination of the above? If a silver projectile is required I'm gonna start putting some of the little woman's cheaper jewelry in to the old shotshells. If we gotta spray em down with salt water (Night of the Triffids I think) I'm gonna dig a moat and fill it with saline solution and fill my shotshells with salt. If they're coming in the fog I'm gonna get a batch of whopper fans and a generator. If they're beetles I'm gonna get a case of Raid. If it's just you I'm gonna bake a cake.

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    Sprinkle them with Holy water?

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    Vote them ALL out of office.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    I usually just tell the inlaws there's a time limit on their stay, pick up their beer cans and DON"T tick off the wife!
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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    Vote them ALL out of office.
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    Quote Originally Posted by buckeyeLCPL View Post
    Gather up my squad and charge into the breach. The reason Marines go to heaven for guard duty is because the devil knows that we could take over hell.
    I like that, my son was in the Marine Corps.
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    I would send my first wife after them. At least the demons would have no money after she was done with them.

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    Demon hoards huh?
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    Super Soaker and Holy Water
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    Hire them to do work Americans aren't willing to do. They are probably just looking for a better life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jcabin View Post
    What is your game plan for fighting off hordes of demons?
    Are you referring to the ACORN workers?

    I'll just tell them that I'm a registered democrat...so they'll leave me alone.
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