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    Tell them: "Sorry I gave at the office."


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    Probably would look like a family reunion for me.

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    I would sit back about 800yds and pick them off with my M40. When they hit about 400yds I would kick on the autos M240G's. At about 200yds, I would hit the claymores and open up with everything. At 50yds "drop all remaining rounds on my pos, over." Then, in Hell, I would assassinate the Devil with my KA-BAR!! YA-DAT!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by obxned View Post
    Super Soaker and Holy Water
    +1

    Except my Super Soaker is a "tacticool" model.
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    I take my other post back. I think I would prance around in a pink to-to and hand them yellow smiley stickers and welcome them with open arms. Tell them they cant mess us up anymore than our own government!!

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    Start choppin em down with the PLR 16 and Beta drum loaded with
    sp109's until I could find a mini gun that shoots mini crosses for bullets

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    Quote Originally Posted by JCAz View Post
    Send them to glocktalk to be ridiculed, belittled, then cast out.
    That's funny, I love it!
    “The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnklFungus
    If it is ok to disarm legal citizens to reduce crime, then doesn't it stand to disband the military to prevent war?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhh3rd View Post
    Probably would look like a family reunion for me.
    Why can I relate?
    “The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”

    Patrick Henry
    Quote Originally Posted by UnklFungus
    If it is ok to disarm legal citizens to reduce crime, then doesn't it stand to disband the military to prevent war?

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    for some reason i get the image of george clooney in a mexican bar fighting off these types of hoards when i first read the first post. for those who dont know what im talking about it would be from "Dusk till Dawn"
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    Oxy-clean! Followed by a Sham-WOW buffing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SCbuckeye12 View Post
    The best plan would be...not to be here when it happens.
    Yep, when he breaks the Eastern Sky I plan to be rising to meet him so i'm surely not gonna be hear when it happens!

    I like your post.
    2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jcabin View Post
    What is your game plan for fighting off hordes of demons?
    Hey! We're not supposed to infuse politics into this forum!
    "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2

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