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    Gates of Hell Crack Open the Earth

    What is your game plan for fighting off hordes of demons?

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    Kill them all and let God sort them out.....
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    The best plan would be...not to be here when it happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SCbuckeye12 View Post
    The best plan would be...not to be here when it happens.
    +1 that's my plan!!!1

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    Immediately grab the demons and forcefully move them out of Defensive Carry Scenarios and shove them "kicking & Screaming" into Off Topic & Humor Discussion.

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    using my crossbreed holster clips to keep them at bay,"crosses on them"while I start opening up with the shotty,followed by the AR then hopefully I wake up by then
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    Load the shottie with some "Demon-shot"...
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    Send them to glocktalk to be ridiculed, belittled, then cast out.

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    I've got a spray bottle with demon repellent under the sink.

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    Gather up my squad and charge into the breach. The reason Marines go to heaven for guard duty is because the devil knows that we could take over hell.
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    I would send my two year old grandson to meet with them. God knows he speaks their language.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 21bubba View Post
    I would send my two year old grandson to meet with them. God knows he speaks their language.

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    Remind them they need a passport to enter the US, even if US citizens!!
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    my plan is to wear a blood stained ACORN shirt that I would have just found. Pass out lefty paraphernalia, and as the demons have that stupid dumb founded look on their face. I would put them out of our misery.

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    I would turn my three boys loose on them with their Daisy Red Ryder BB guns first; then:

    I would get the Moderators here to infraction them back to their next available dimension....
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