Is there a doctor in the house?

Is there a doctor in the house?

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    Is there a doctor in the house?

    Is there a doctor in the house? My ears started bleeding. I was listening to the radio and I had the misfortune of hearing a guy say "I'm going to be perfectly honest" Then blood started coming out of my ears. The guys is important in certain circles. Someone said Kool-aid can slow down the hemorrhaging. Is this true or is time the only cure? Like Nov.4 2012



    I think I'll wait


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    Sorry, but the only cure should come in 2012...
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    Too bad there's no such thing as 'boots' for the ears.
    It sure does get deep, doesn't it?


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    I hope it's true!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pure Kustom View Post
    Is this true or is time the only cure? Like Nov.4 2012
    I think I'll wait
    I thought it was Dec. 22nd 2012 ?

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    Being "perfectly" honest is probably slightly better than being imperfectly honest.


    IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR YOUR BLEEDING EARS!

    Be very careful not to get any of that blood on customer holsters!
    Otherwise you'll have more bleeding than those offended ears of yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pure Kustom View Post
    Is there a doctor in the house? My ears started bleeding. I was listening to the radio and I had the misfortune of hearing a guy say "I'm going to be perfectly honest" Then blood started coming out of my ears. The guys is important in certain circles. Someone said Kool-aid can slow down the hemorrhaging. Is this true or is time the only cure? Like Nov.4 2012

    I think I'll wait
    This tells you exactly what has been happening up till now...and it has nothing to do with being "perfectly honest."
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    Next time you encounter the source, quickly put on your ear protection. I would recommend muffs. Be advised, I am not an MD.

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    Sorry, no comment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post


    Being "perfectly" honest is probably slightly better than being imperfectly honest.


    IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR YOUR BLEEDING EARS!

    Be very careful not to get any of that blood on customer holsters!
    Otherwise you'll have more bleeding than those offended ears of yours.
    Thanks, I wasn't really sure about that OX Blood color.

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    "Thanks, I wasn't really sure about that OX Blood color."


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