OWWW my gluteus maximus!!!!

OWWW my gluteus maximus!!!!

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    OWWW my gluteus maximus!!!!

    Stabbed in the buttocks over car park space
    Georgina Robinson
    August 14, 2009

    A man was knifed in the buttocks following a fight over a car park space in Sydney's west last night.

    Police said the 26-year-old got into an argument with a woman over a car park at a Parramatta shopping centre about 8pm.

    The man took the park and went inside to do his shopping, while the woman, still outside, called two friends on her mobile phone.

    Police allege two men soon arrived at the shopping centre and went inside to find the 26-year-old, challenging him in the food court.

    Police said the two men then assaulted the 26-year-old, stabbing him in the buttocks and bashing him.

    The two men fled the shopping centre on foot, while the 26-year-old was treated by paramedics. He was taken to Westmead Hospital and was in a stable condition today.

    Police said they reviewed CCTV footage in the centre and later arrested two men.

    An 18-year-old Auburn man was charged with malicious wounding or grievous bodily harm in company.

    And an 18-year-old man from Regents Park was charged with affray and assault occasioning actual bodily harm.

    They were due to appear in Parramatta Local Court today.

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    Looks like a bunch of idiots involved. Why argue over a parking space? 2 guys risk prison and lawsuits for a woman that did not get her way? Fools.

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    Well, if you simply have to get stabbed one of the cheeks is about the very best body location.

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    She must have called dial-a-thug.
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    Quote Originally Posted by varob View Post
    She must have called dial-a-thug.

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    Looks like Australia may go the way of Great Britain next and ban those evil assault knives.

    This guy is going to be the butt of many jokes.
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    That's not called "turning the other cheek" is it?
    We will be much better off when we learn to deal with things as they really are, instead of how we wish them to be!

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    Those two guys were an actual pain in the butt...
    Now they (thugs) might be experiencing something very similar...
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    Since I'm able to ,i believe I will "SIT" this one out
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    situation one: she walks away pissed off he got the spot, finds another and goes about her day...

    situation two: she calls her friends whom now face charges, im sure she will be charged with something, AND she walks away pissed off, finds another spot...

    i personally would skip the lawsuits and criminal charges... but thats just me... some people seem to be into that sort of thing

    i cant think of any butt puns to add:(

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