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After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is
unable to perform anymore. He goes to see his doctor, and the
doctor tries a few things but nothing works.
Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind," and
refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, "I am at
a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally, as a last
resort, the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor tells him, "I can cure this, no problem," and he
throws some powder on a flame. There is a bright flash with
billowing blue smoke.
The witch doctor says, "This is a very powerful healing but you
can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and
it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
"As long as I wish!" says the guy excitedly, so I can make love
to my wife multiple times?
"As many times as you desire" says the witch doctor" "When you
wish it to go down all you have to say is '1234' and it will go
down. But be warned, it will not work again for a year!"
The guy can hardly wait to get home and surprise his wife with
the good news....
So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123", and suddenly he
gets an amazing erection.
His wife turns over and says . . .
"What did you say 123 for?"
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"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."