Funny #2 for the day

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    Funny #2 for the day

    I had to post this. Poor guy he is in a bind.

    Subject: Pharmacy

    A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me a condom? My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!"

    The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and tells him "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too."

    The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute, and when she sees me she always makes passes at me...and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me !!"

    During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
    Left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... Thank you for all you give us...!"

    A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your
    Kindness..." Ten minutes, and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised. The girlfriend gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!

    The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist !!!"
    When my wife asks, "How many guns do you have?" I say, "I have plenty, but I am a few short of enough."

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    Ahhhhh,

    That's an oldie but a darn gooooooody.

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    ha a true oldie but a goodie

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