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    a joke

    hopefully this is clean enough, if not I'm sorry for doing it again.

    1) Two statues, one a naked man the other a naked woman, faced each other in a park for 100 years. One day an angel came down and gave them life for 30 minutes. The angel told the statues they had 30 minutes to do what they wanted to do the most and then they would be statues again. The two looked at each other and ran to the bushes. The angel heard them giggling and the bushes rustling and so on, then they came out...breathing hard and smiling. The angel told them they still had 15 minutes left and that they should go do whatever they did, again. The woman said" lets change positions this time, you hold the pigeon and I'll crap on its head".


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    Thats funny stuff right there!!!


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    LOL
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    That was definitely giggle-inducing! :) Thanks!
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    Nice, that's what I call justice!
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    They're both over 100 years old, what else could they be doing in the bushes?

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    lol archer51

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    LMAO

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