August 17th, 2009 02:14 PM
AMA weighs in on Health Bill
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama health care proposals...
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the rectums in Washington.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
August 17th, 2009 03:18 PM
Thanks for the laugh.
We will be much better off when we learn to deal with things as they really are, instead of how we wish them to be!
August 17th, 2009 03:25 PM
Reckt Em heck He's gonna kill us all
A Native Floridian = RARE
IT'S OUR RIGHTS>THEY WANT TO WRONG
August 17th, 2009 03:27 PM
Way to lighten it up a bit!
August 17th, 2009 04:12 PM
That is funny..........thanks,
Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
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