At The Doctor's Office

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    A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that
    her body hurt wherever she touched it.

    "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

    The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed,

    then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more.

    She pushed her knee and screamed

    likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.

    Everywhere she touched made her scream.

    The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

    "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
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    "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
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    That was so wrong........funny.......but wrong. :-D
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    There was a blonde driving down the road, when she was pulled over by a police officer.

    The officer walked up to the window and asked the lady in the car for her license. She then started digging through her purse, looking for it. Frustrated, she turns to the Cop and asks what it should look like.

    The officer says, it's small, rectangular and has your picture on it. She then starts digging again. Finally she pulls a small mirror from her purse, looks at it and says, "Here it is!"

    She hands it to the Cop and the Cop looks at it and instantly hands it back to her and says, "Sorry, I didn't know you were a cop."
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    pulled over by a police officer.
    Pulled over by a BLOND policewoman
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