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    Oh grate, now I gotta read all the "grate" puns without becoming an ingrate about it.


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    All of the jokes about the joke is starting to grate on me...
    “The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”

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    If it is ok to disarm legal citizens to reduce crime, then doesn't it stand to disband the military to prevent war?

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    Gratest thread ever...
    "Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"

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    Im sure he was grateful to the fire and rescue dept for his grate rescue

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    Remember:

    It's not the fall that kills you,

    It's the sudden stop!
    God is love (1 John 4:8)

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    I am surprised that Grady has not put in his .02 cents yet? <--Best that I can come up with.

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    Now this guy is gonna have grate fear to ever walk over one again. I'm grateful that never happened to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SCbuckeye12 View Post
    I read this story this morning and it said he was smoking a cigar.
    I thought he was eating a gratefruit when he fell thru.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PastorPack View Post
    Remember:

    It's not the fall that kills you,

    It's the sudden stop!
    Oh grate, a philosopher...
    “The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”

    Patrick Henry
    Quote Originally Posted by UnklFungus
    If it is ok to disarm legal citizens to reduce crime, then doesn't it stand to disband the military to prevent war?

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    You're all being grated on your answers. So far you're all failing. Myself included.

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    I will be gratefull when this thread is closed
    Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?

    Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."

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