August 19th, 2009 03:13 PM
Italian relative gun gift
Who said italians don't know what they are talking about?
Why Italian Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family:
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. " Elio, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
August 20th, 2009 12:42 AM
I got to tell that one to my best friend(he's of italian descent), I think he'd get a kick out of it.
"Stand your ground, don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here!" - John Parker April 19th, 1775 Lexington, MA
August 20th, 2009 02:33 AM
That's great. My step-dad is full Italian, from the island of Ischia.
I'll have to forward it to him!
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