Italian relative gun gift

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    Italian relative gun gift

    Who said italians don't know what they are talking about?


    Why Italian Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family:

    An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. " Elio, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

    "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos "

    "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.

    "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
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    I got to tell that one to my best friend(he's of italian descent), I think he'd get a kick out of it.
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    That's great. My step-dad is full Italian, from the island of Ischia.

    I'll have to forward it to him!
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