Italian relative gun gift

[dukalmighty]

Who said italians don't know what they are talking about?


Why Italian Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family:

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. " Elio, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos "

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.

"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"

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[Katana]

I got to tell that one to my best friend(he's of italian descent), I think he'd get a kick out of it.

[UnklFungus]

That's great. My step-dad is full Italian, from the island of Ischia.

I'll have to forward it to him!