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    Well, I'm a woman, and not only am I laughing but I sent it to my college daughter...

    ...She might as well get used to how guys think...

    <ducking and running for cover and laughing like a loon>

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    Well, I shared with my wife.

    She was not laughing.
    She wanted to know if I thought these were true.
    I answered, "No," truthfully.

    She wanted to know if I thought these were funny.
    I answered, "Not any more," truthfully.

    Won't do that again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugergirl View Post
    Her too?
    Wow I drive a big black American made 4x4 and I'm a brunette ,but the window sticker on the back says "If you can't run with the Big Dogs, get a minivan"
    We need a picture of you in front of said truck to prove it.
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    Um... why is a "More Men Superiority Stuff" thread in the "Off Topic and Humor Discussion" subforum?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paymeister View Post
    Um... why is a "More Men Superiority Stuff" thread in the "Off Topic and Humor Discussion" subforum?
    Because "In the News" is full?

    ("No, honey, it was a joke. Really.")
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paymeister View Post
    Um... why is a "More Men Superiority Stuff" thread in the "Off Topic and Humor Discussion" subforum?
    Because the moderators are married!!! CYA MOD= NOT STUPID. If one of us ever gets banned for threads like this., Just know that it will be because a Mod BROKE UNDER PRESSURE on the witness stand!!!!.

    Wife: "Do you think that is funny!!!! , MOD: No dear.(snickering and trying to keep a straight face is a dead give away!!!) BE STRONG!!! The forum members depend on it. If you laugh to hard, We will understand your absence. Get well soon!!!!

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    Wow...this thread is degenerating quickly...
    My only thought after reading all of that was:
    INCOMING!
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    What a bunch of wimps!!

    I showed these to my wife and asked her, "Do I think these are funny?

    She replied, "Yes dear, you think these are funny. Now go run the sweeper".

    I stood up straight, stuck out my chest, looked her straight in the eye and said, "Yes dear".

    I showed her!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulG View Post
    What a bunch of wimps!!

    I showed these to my wife and asked her, "Do I think these are funny?

    She replied, "Yes dear, you think these are funny. Now go run the sweeper".

    I stood up straight, stuck out my chest, looked her straight in the eye and said, "Yes dear".

    I showed her!!
    You have been married far too long. We need a testosterone intervention!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    GunnyBunny started this stuff
    I have taught you well, grasshopper.

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    Must have been one of those Tactical clotheslines.............

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    Yeah...*looks away innocently*...clotheslines.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miklcolt45 View Post
    Well, I shared with my wife.

    She was not laughing.
    She wanted to know if I thought these were true.
    I answered, "No," truthfully.

    She wanted to know if I thought these were funny.
    I answered, "Not any more," truthfully.

    Won't do that again.
    Hey, Pure K can you make a custom holder to hold Mikcolt ammo instead of his wife holding his in her purse? J/K Hitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by HITCH KING View Post
    Hey, Pure K can you make a custom holder to hold Mikcolt ammo instead of his his wife holding his in her purse? J/K Hitch
    I don't think It's his ammo his wife has in her purse
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    I don't think It's his ammo his wife has in her purse

    Damn, tough crowd...................

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