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    This could get me in trouble, but I thought it was funny.

    Men strike back!
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    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
    Because a woman who
    can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
    When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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    How do you fix a woman's watch?
    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
    -- --------------------------------------------------------
    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
    It's called a Wedding Cake.
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    Why do men die before their wives?
    They want to.
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    Women will never be equal to men
    until they can walk down the street with a bald head
    and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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    GunnyBunny started this stuff
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

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    Man time to duck and cover

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    I thought it was funny. I'll be in trouble for saying that.
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    The beer gut one is really funny ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    GunnyBunny started this stuff
    Be careful blaming GunnyBunny.....

    Look what happened to him!

    And all he was doing was hanging up the laundry.
    Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy. Winston Churchill

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    Yeah...he "fell" and broke 4 ribs.

    *cracks knuckles*

    I dare any of you to prove it didn't go down like that. Right, Patti? ;)
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    dukalmighty, Are you filling in for Gunny Bunny? Listen to the women, Be afraid very afraid......................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pure Kustom View Post
    dukalmighty, Are you filling in for Gunny Bunny? Listen to the women, Be afraid very afraid......................
    I have to agree here. Bunny is just 1 1/2 to 2 hours away from me, and I do not know what her car(s) look like!
    "Without fear there can be no Courage!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dal1Celt View Post
    I have to agree here. Bunny is just 1 1/2 to 2 hours away from me, and I do not know what her car(s) look like!
    Probably a Black American made 4x4 with tinted windows and roll bars. High beam spot lights with a rifle rack in the back. With a big NRA sticker on the back window and a bumper sticker that says

    "Blondes might have more fun, But brunettes know how to use a GUN!"

    Can you tell I live alot farther away..................

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    Bunny knows what town I live in, I'm not saying anything!

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    I really liked the one about the barking dog at the door,not recommended but funny
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pure Kustom View Post
    Probably a Black American made 4x4 with tinted windows and roll bars. High beam spot lights with a rifle rack in the back. With a big NRA sticker on the back window and a bumper sticker that says

    "Blondes might have more fun, But brunettes know how to use a GUN!"

    Can you tell I live alot farther away..................
    Her too?
    Wow I drive a big black American made 4x4 and I'm a brunette ,but the window sticker on the back says "If you can't run with the Big Dogs, get a minivan"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugergirl View Post
    Her too?
    Wow I drive a big black American made 4x4 and I'm a brunette ,but the window sticker on the back says "If you can't run with the Big Dogs, get a minivan"
    ROFL! Sadly, the last Black, American-made 4x4 I drove was back in college. Before a husband, two giant dogs, a kid, 4 dog rescues, etc.

    Now I drive a minivan. *sob*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    ROFL! Sadly, the last Black, American-made 4x4 I drove was back in college. Before a husband, two giant dogs, a kid, 4 dog rescues, etc.

    Now I drive a minivan. *sob*
    .....................................................................Hopefully it has cool rims and maybe lowered a lil bit. For reputations sake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugergirl View Post
    Her too?
    Wow I drive a big black American made 4x4 and I'm a brunette ,but the window sticker on the back says "If you can't run with the Big Dogs, get a minivan"
    You are now the cool Girl on the board!!! Hopefully Patti drives a cool truck and not a station wagon.

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