View Poll Results: Would you remarry again
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Yes, I need to have a Partner in life
No, I want to do what I want, when I want and sleep around
Being Gay is an Option
August 21st, 2009 10:40 PM
Would you remarry ?
A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks THE question.....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: ----- silence ------
"When the people fear the government you have tyranny...when the government fears the people you have liberty."
--Thomas Jefferson --
August 21st, 2009 10:51 PM
For exactly the conversation above, I cannot answer this. My wife is also a forum member and no matter what I say ... It'll be wrong. I plead the 5th.
"Government is not the solution to our problem; government IS the problem". - Ronald Reagan 1981
August 21st, 2009 10:53 PM
August 21st, 2009 11:19 PM
Grady cuts to the chase once again!
I love folks that are so succinct!
Will she remarry after she kills him?
And............I did not vote!
August 21st, 2009 11:49 PM
At only 46 we have had the mortality discussion and neither of us would deny the other happiness.
"To believe that social reforms can eradicate evil altogether is to forget that evil is a protean creature, forever assuming a new shape when deprived of an old one." - SAT
Never argue with an idiot - they'll bring you down to their level then beat you with experience.
August 22nd, 2009 12:01 AM
The last Blood Moon Tetrad for this millennium starts in April 2014 and ends in September 2015...according to NASA.
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August 22nd, 2009 12:15 AM
I just told my hunnee the other day... "No matter how grim it becomes to be your husband, I'm certain being your ex-husband would be much worse..."
"Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"
August 22nd, 2009 12:35 AM
Next time I get the urge to get married, I'm just gonna find a woman I don't like and give her all my money.
Treat me good, I'll treat you better. Treat me bad, I'll treat you worse.
August 22nd, 2009 12:45 AM
I believe in a Long lease with an option to buy.......................
August 22nd, 2009 12:57 AM
No. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
August 22nd, 2009 03:09 AM
Including saying nothing.
Originally Posted by grady
August 22nd, 2009 03:33 AM
August 22nd, 2009 03:38 AM
My EX... asked me during the divorce if I would ever get remarried. My response, " I surely couldn't be that stupid twice".
Actually, people were making bets on "how soon" I would get married again. They all lost their bets. Out of the single women I have met after being divorced, I learned there's a good reason many of them are single, and they should stay that way. I know it scared me.
Can we say ... "gold diggers" are rampant.
August 22nd, 2009 05:54 AM
I've told my wife she should remarry and assured her I would be looking soon after her passing.
She "said" she was fine with that, but she did not think she would want to remarry. I asked if I ruined her for marriage because I'm a good husband or a bad husband. She said she could never love another. Nice of her to say, but I have the opposite view. Because my marriage has been so great, I can't live any other way.
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August 22nd, 2009 08:13 AM
Originally Posted by AZ Husker
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