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    Hilarious. Reminds me of those well intentioned projects that were started with such confidence and ended up like watching a slow train wreck in progress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SCbuckeye12 View Post
    Hilarious. Reminds me of those well intentioned projects that were started with such confidence and ended up like watching a slow train wreck in progress.
    And what is so "male" about such situations is frequently the inevitability of it, despite the fact males all-too-frequently see it coming. Yeah, well. I take the Fifth, on that one.

    So. I'd be interested in hearing the woman's side of things, on this topic. Anyone willing to belly up to the bar and tell it like it is? Bunny? Pax? Someone else?

    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
    Thoughts: Justifiable self defense (A.O.J.).
    Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
    Reason over Force: The Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos).
    NRA, GOA, OFF, ACLDN.

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    As a woodworker, I can relate to most of these!

    My favorite line........."dang it, I've cut this 3 times and it's still too short"!
    "Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a grey twilight that knows not victory nor defeat."

    Theodore Roosevelt

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    This was the funniest and truest post I've read in a while!

    Thanks!
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    "The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."

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    I've had to wipe the tears away to keep reading. Wow this is a funny thread.
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    MORE?

    12 POINT SOCKET:
    An essential learning tool to help one appreciate how much better 6 point sockets won't round off a bolt head.

    GEAR PULLER:
    A device used to pull a gear or pulley off of a shaft. This invention was created only to boost the sales of new gears and pulleys.

    EAZE-OUT:
    This small tool is designed to extract a broken bolt, though it typically breaks when called to duty. It's real purpose is to create yet discovered curse words and phrases.
    Turn the election's in 2014 to a "2A Revolution". It will serve as a 1994 refresher not to "infringe" on our Second Amendment. We know who they are now.........SEND 'EM HOME. Our success in this will be proportional to how hard we work to make it happen.

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    INSTRUCTION SHEET:

    Primarily used as packing material to help protect the tool during shipment, to keep the beer from staining the work bench, or (in a pinch) for when the roll is empty.
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
    Thoughts: Justifiable self defense (A.O.J.).
    Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
    Reason over Force: The Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos).
    NRA, GOA, OFF, ACLDN.

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    I just posted the guide in my Club's forum. Mostly because one of our members had an experience with a table saw and his digits. His new Borg name is 9 of 10.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
    Signed: Me!

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