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    I think the freezer deserves a light as well
    No kidding!

    And my favorite?

    I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jca1 View Post
    How many times do you have to check your nose before you should not have to wonder if you have a booger showing when you walk into a place?
    There's nothing worse than making sure you don't have a booger, meeting and talking to several people, then having your wife point out you DO have a booger.

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    You sure do have a lot of idle time on your hands.......hmmmmm...I guess I do to since I had time to read all of that.......
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    What's beer pong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    What's beer pong?
    If I remember correctly, it's played with dixie cups with beer in them and they are set on ether end of a ping pong table. You have to bounce the ball once from one end and it has to land in one of the cups on the other end. As you make the shots in the cups the opposing players have to drink that beer and the cup left off the table.

    You do this until all the cups are gone or everybody is so drunk they forget what they were even doing or they just pass out!
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    Very Funny... Thanks.

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    Thanks Bark'n

    Copied and pasted for the future.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    What's beer pong?
    Quote Originally Posted by 2ndsupporter View Post
    If I remember correctly, it's played with dixie cups with beer in them and they are set on ether end of a ping pong table. You have to bounce the ball once from one end and it has to land in one of the cups on the other end. As you make the shots in the cups the opposing players have to drink that beer and the cup left off the table.

    You do this until all the cups are gone or everybody is so drunk they forget what they were even doing or they just pass out!
    BASICALLY. . . but if the ball bounces the other team can smack it away, you are trying to toss it into the cup directly. theres a ton more rules that make it more interesting, but thats the jist of it.

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