Job Interview in Texas
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A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.
The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications ...
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August 25th, 2009 09:36 AM
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Job Interview in Texas
Job Interview in Texas
A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.
The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says:
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot
six illegal aliens,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
and a rabbit. "
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
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August 25th, 2009 09:36 AM
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August 25th, 2009 09:58 AM
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August 25th, 2009 11:09 AM
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Yeah buddy, only in Texas!!!!!!!
Sometimes you find your destiny on the road you chose to avoid it.
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August 25th, 2009 11:58 PM
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Cuz all extremists are Muslims.. I know I know, its a joke. No offense taken 
Funny none the less!
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"Try and fail is the manner of losers; try and learn is the way of the strong."
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August 25th, 2009 11:59 PM
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Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.
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August 26th, 2009 12:45 AM
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That was good. I'm going to use that at the water cooler.
A 9mm might expand but a .45 will never shrink enough to fit 17 in the magazine.
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