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Job Interview in Texas
A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.
The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says:
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot
six illegal aliens,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
and a rabbit. "
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
Yeah buddy, only in Texas!!!!!!!
Sometimes you find your destiny on the road you chose to avoid it.
Cuz all extremists are Muslims.. I know I know, its a joke. No offense taken
Funny none the less!
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That was good. I'm going to use that at the water cooler.
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