Job Interview in Texas

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    A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

    The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

    Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says:

    "Take this pistol and go out and shoot
    six illegal aliens,
    six meth dealers,
    six Muslim extremists,
    and a rabbit. "

    "Why the rabbit?"

    "Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

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    that's funny

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    Yeah buddy, only in Texas!!!!!!!
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    Cuz all extremists are Muslims.. I know I know, its a joke. No offense taken

    Funny none the less!
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    That was good. I'm going to use that at the water cooler.
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