This is a discussion on Computer rehab within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I just heard that there is a new Computer rehab. The class is 15K and the class is 45 days. In these hard economic times, ...
I just heard that there is a new Computer rehab. The class is 15K and the class is 45 days.
In these hard economic times, I want to offer my low cost Rapid computer rehab class. It’s only 5K, It is guaranteed to keep you from the computer for at least 6 months, In most cases for many years.
But wait there’s more, No need to drive to our location. My instructors will come to your home, and give you one on one instruction.
Not convinced?, My instructors even supply all the necessary learning materials. All that is needed is a 5lb sledge hammer, broom, dust pan, and a box of band-aids. My instructors even give you a free ride to the ER.
To sign up for a class.
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"You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or use any other word you think will work but I've found that a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much the universal language."
My form of computer rehab:
Take old computer or hard drives to range.
Test the hard drives/computers for the resistance to flying projectiles.
You'd be suprised what 230 grain .45ACP rounds will do to a hard drive.
Not so suprised on what a 7.62 tracer round will do to a laptop
"If I was an extremist, our founding fathers would all be extremists," he said. "Without them, we wouldn't have our independence. We'd be a disarmed British system of feudal subjectivity."
Exactly what I do. I never worry about the info on the hard drive. After a good day at the range, it's bag and tied, and off to the dump.
Les Baer 45
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