This is a discussion on Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns over Women within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns over Women #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at ...
Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6.. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
Ain't no fun when the rabbit has a gun!
That is some funny stuff!
"The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."
"You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or use any other word you think will work but I've found that a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much the universal language."
I think I hear incoming artillery!!!!
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
Originally Posted by UnklFungus
And from our own Limatunes, the response from way back
And women like guns because ...
10# A gun doesn't complain when you take it shopping. Even to buy "personal" products.
9# You can make a gun dress in whatever you think it will look best in and it doesn't complain about itching, scratching or that you're "not accepting it the way it is."
8# A gun is specific on what it wants for dinner.
7# A gun will always be there when you need it.
6# Guns don't threaten to rip the arms off of other guns you look at.
5# Guns don't go off by themselves or with other guns and decide to do REALLY STUPID stuff.
4# You can take a gun to the gunsmith without it complaining that it's just "a flesh wound."
3# A gun maintains the same shape and size no matter how much you feed it.
2# Even if you let other girls handle your gun it will always come back to you (even if it takes a little effort to get it back).
#1 A gun knows the perfect answer to all those tough questions we women ask: shut up and lay there until she needs you.
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the son of man be. Mathew 24:27