And women like guns because ...
10# A gun doesn't complain when you take it shopping. Even to buy "personal" products.
9# You can make a gun dress in whatever you think it will look best in and it doesn't complain about itching, scratching or that you're "not accepting it the way it is."
8# A gun is specific on what it wants for dinner.
7# A gun will always be there when you need it.
6# Guns don't threaten to rip the arms off of other guns you look at.
5# Guns don't go off by themselves or with other guns and decide to do REALLY STUPID stuff.
4# You can take a gun to the gunsmith without it complaining that it's just "a flesh wound."
3# A gun maintains the same shape and size no matter how much you feed it.
2# Even if you let other girls handle your gun it will always come back to you (even if it takes a little effort to get it back).
#1 A gun knows the perfect answer to all those tough questions we women ask: shut up and lay there until she needs you.