Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns over Women

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    Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns over Women

    Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns over Women

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
    #6.. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
    #3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
    Ain't no fun when the rabbit has a gun!

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    That is some funny stuff!
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    And from our own Limatunes, the response from way back

    And women like guns because ...

    10# A gun doesn't complain when you take it shopping. Even to buy "personal" products.

    9# You can make a gun dress in whatever you think it will look best in and it doesn't complain about itching, scratching or that you're "not accepting it the way it is."

    8# A gun is specific on what it wants for dinner.

    7# A gun will always be there when you need it.

    6# Guns don't threaten to rip the arms off of other guns you look at.

    5# Guns don't go off by themselves or with other guns and decide to do REALLY STUPID stuff.

    4# You can take a gun to the gunsmith without it complaining that it's just "a flesh wound."

    3# A gun maintains the same shape and size no matter how much you feed it.

    2# Even if you let other girls handle your gun it will always come back to you (even if it takes a little effort to get it back).

    #1 A gun knows the perfect answer to all those tough questions we women ask: shut up and lay there until she needs you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingdaddyoh View Post
    Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns over Women

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
    #6.. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
    #3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN


    #10 Yeah, but you're always thinking the .44 was a lot more fun than the newer model.

    #5 I keep wondering if I can move my clothes out of the closet to make more room for guns and gear.
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