That's pretty funny there.
This is a discussion on For the ladies, from a guy!!! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Outsmart a woman......Are you kidding.....LOL A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my ...
Outsmart a woman......Are you kidding.....LOL
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend?”
And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic?
We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.
'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.'
The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.
Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike.' He said, 'but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to?'
You'll love the answer.
The wife replies, “I did, they're in your tackle box.”
Never, Never, Never try to outsmart a woman!!!
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
Originally Posted by UnklFungus
That was funny!!
"I did the thing I feared the most. Excuse me while I cheer. Now here I stand a stronger soul and all I lost was fear." ...Anonymous
That is a good one!
God is love (1 John 4:8)
"Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States can't make it without Texas!".... Sam Houston
NRA Life Member
old one but very good one
Gun control is two hands on a 500 Smith/Wesson
"You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or use any other word you think will work but I've found that a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much the universal language."
I relayed that one at the office...........
had to explain it to the boss.
"and suddenly I can not hold back my sword hand's anger"
That would be a "gotcha" !!! Dumb, dumb, dumb.