For the ladies, from a guy!!!

For the ladies, from a guy!!!

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    For the ladies, from a guy!!!

    Outsmart a woman......Are you kidding.....LOL

    A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend?”

    And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic?

    We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.

    'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.'

    The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.

    Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

    He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike.' He said, 'but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to?'


    You'll love the answer.

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    The wife replies, “I did, they're in your tackle box.”


    Never, Never, Never try to outsmart a woman!!!
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    That's pretty funny there.

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    That was funny!!
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    That is a good one!
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    Soooooo true...
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    Thats messed up!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnklFungus View Post
    Never, Never, Never try to outsmart a woman!!!
    That is very sound advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avenger View Post
    Thats messed up!!

    What he said!!! My anwser would have been, Oh we didn't have enough room for all the tackle boxes on the boat, so I left mine in the hotel room.

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    Oops!


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    old one but very good one
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    I relayed that one at the office...........






    had to explain it to the boss.
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    That would be a "gotcha" !!! Dumb, dumb, dumb.

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