Why One Wife Now Chooses to Shop Alone

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    Wink Why One Wife Now Chooses to Shop Alone

    Don't get any ideas...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonInNY View Post
    Don't get any ideas...
    Too late
    "Don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep." - Theodore Roosevelt

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    now thats a guy with a sense of humor

    im sure the wife will not mind him staying home while she shops

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    If it wasn't for the fact its in the UK I would be asking my dad a few question about his shopping trips with mom. He's done things like that before.
    I know not what this "overkill" means.

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    An oldie but a goodie.

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    Awww, sad it's not true but the snopes thing has even MORE great ideas listed!

    *evil smile and thoughts of the next trip to Best Buy...*
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    Some great ideas there, I HATE shopping. I have tried to be as big of a PIA as I can but my wife still wants me to go with her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rottkeeper View Post
    ... I have tried to be as big of a PIA as I can...
    Some of us are naturals...

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