This is a discussion on Why One Wife Now Chooses to Shop Alone within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Don't get any ideas......
Don't get any ideas...
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-- Benjamin Franklin
"Don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep." - Theodore Roosevelt
now thats a guy with a sense of humor
im sure the wife will not mind him staying home while she shops
If it wasn't for the fact its in the UK I would be asking my dad a few question about his shopping trips with mom. He's done things like that before.
I know not what this "overkill" means.
Honing the knives, Cleaning the longguns, Stocking up ammo.
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An oldie but a goodie.
Awww, sad it's not true but the snopes thing has even MORE great ideas listed!
*evil smile and thoughts of the next trip to Best Buy...*
Don't frisk me, I am the weapon.
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Some great ideas there, I HATE shopping. I have tried to be as big of a PIA as I can but my wife still wants me to go with her.
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