The Desperate Taliban Dude

The Desperate Taliban Dude

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    The Desperate Taliban Dude

    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
    Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

    The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?'

    The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.'

    The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!'

    'OK.' said the old Jewish man, 'It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.'

    Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

    Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.

    'Your brother won't let me in without a tie!'
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    LOL I liked that. Pretty funny.
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    "Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"

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    hehe

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    Good one.
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    Thanks for the laugh.

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    I liked that one. Hehe
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    rofl! good one!
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    I hate it when ya gotta wear a tie for anything
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