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I'm glad that didn't happen to me . Too funny!
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i liked the reverands reaction at first, he didnt know what to do! lol
“The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.”.... Albert Einstein
"Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"
That is funny!
I showed it to DH and explained a wedding ceremony can be fun or funny, and need not turn into WaterWorks Park
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Once, I heard the minister switch the first letters of "lawfully" & "joined" in the phrase"...whom the Lord has lawfully joined together..."
Slowly the snickers spread until nearly the whole congregation was laughing.
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Did you hear the reference to the Princess Bride? That would have laid me out!
They want to be waffly (and pancakey) wedded, so it's nice to see they've got enough in the mix to make it stick. They'll be fine.
If you've seen the film Four Weddings And A Funeral, you might remember the "wedding vows" between Bernard and Lydia:
Vicar: "... that l, Bernard ... Godfrey St. John Delaney ..."
Groom: "That l, Bernard Jeffrey Sinjun Delaney."
Vicar: "... do take thee, Lydia June Hibbott ..."
Groom: "Do take thee, Lydia Jane Hibbert"
Vicar: "... to be my awful wedded wife."
Groom: "To be my lawfully wedded wife."
Vicar: "That's ri... That's right. May Almighty God bless you all. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spigot ... Sp ... Spirit."
To the holy "goat" and "spigot."