What the wife will see the next time she opens the microwave....

What the wife will see the next time she opens the microwave....

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    What the wife will see the next time she opens the microwave....

    I love Halloween...we tend to get into it early. We've had our costumes picked out for a while now.

    bwahahahaha ahahahahaha ahahahahaha





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    That'll make a guest pee themselves
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    Eh, my sisters did that about 19 years ago to my mom, so eh.


    Also you need to clean out the microwave.
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    I know not what this "overkill" means.

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    I showed my wife and she said "that is mean" Thanks for the idea but i think mine would have a heartattack.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TerriLi View Post
    Also you need to clean out the microwave.

    This is true...that's on the list for tomorrow now that I've taken photos of it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PastorPack View Post
    Good thing you already got accepted into seminary.
    HA! Already in week 2!
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    HAHAHAHAH! She saw it! The reaction wasn't as crazy and I had hoped, but it did give her pause
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    So you don't have to do your own cooking for the next month?

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    Soooooooooo, how long to you heat that?? What about leftovers?
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    i think my wife would kill me if i did something like that
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    dude.....I've got to do that. My wife will freak out so bad....gotta get one of those
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    Quote Originally Posted by BamaSteve View Post
    dude.....I've got to do that. My wife will freak out so bad....gotta get one of those
    Picked mine up at the local friendly Spirit Halloween Store!
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