Test for Dementia, I'm doomed

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    test for Dementia, I'm doomed

    This ones gone around the net a couple of times, thought some of you may not have seen it and might like it. I've seen it before, and still flunked.



    test for Dementia

    Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

    Let's find out just how clever you really are....


    Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)








    First Question:

    Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?





















    Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

    Try not to screw up next time.
    Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?




    Second Question:
    I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?























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    Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


    You're not very good at this, are you?







    Third Question:
    Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



    Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000.
    Now add 30 .
    Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 Now add 10 . What is the total?


    Scroll down for answer.....




















    Did you get 5000?


    The correct answer is actually 4100.




    If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
    Today is definitely not your day, is it?
    Maybe you'll get the last question right....
    .Maybe.





    Fourth Question:

    Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?












    Did you Answer Nunu?
    NO! Of course it isn't.
    Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



    Okay, now the bonus round:

    A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

    Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?























    He just has to open his mouth and ask...
    It's really very simple.... Like you!
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    Being 52 has its virtues! I don't miss my mind?^%$$%^&

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    I got two right!! Man i'm a loser!
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    Mike - I am putting in for new cerebral equipment!

    Trouble is I doubt I'll get a very good trade on the old gear
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    Quote Originally Posted by P95Carry
    Mike - I am putting in for new cerebral equipment!

    Trouble is I doubt I'll get a very good trade on the old gear
    LOL
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    Right, not worth much in trade in, only got two. The surprising thing is one of them was the math one.
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    You know what they say about getting older. 2 things go first ones your mind and I cant remember the other one.

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    I got the second one right. Otherwise, I'm in deep dodo.
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    I got 100% right. Guess this sitting around has been hard on the body but not the mind. Not bad for somebody who will be 57 in a couple of weeks.
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    I'm scared. I got them all right.
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    Shucks - I must put in for some fresh grey matter from Scott and dpsec
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    Chris,
    I'd love to donate, but I don't want to follow in the foorsteps of our illustrative former Vice-President Al Gore, you know the first living brain donor.
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