September 14th, 2009 01:54 AM
Employee of the month
A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida and goes to a big
everything-under-one-roof department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'
The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin '
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start
tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the
boss came down. 'How many customers bought something from you today?'
The kid says, 'One.'
The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day.
How much was the sale for?'
The kid says, '$101,237.65.'
The boss says, '$101,237.65?! What the heck did you sell?'
The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then
I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he
was going fishing, and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat
department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he
didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the
automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.'
The boss said 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him
a BOAT and a TRUCK?'
The kid said 'No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife,
and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
Originally Posted by UnklFungus
September 14th, 2009 02:10 AM
September 14th, 2009 10:46 AM
That is one of the funniest things I ever heard
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
September 14th, 2009 10:50 AM
Copied and emailed to everyone. Thanks.
Nill illigitimi carborundum
Captain von Trapp: If the Nazis take over Austria, I have no doubt, Herr Zeller, that you will be the entire trumpet section.
Herr Zeller: You flatter me, Captain.
Captain von Trapp: Oh, how clumsy of me - I meant to accuse you.
September 14th, 2009 01:22 PM
Need to rewrite to "Might as well go "hunting."
Let's see for small game you'd need ... and then for Waterfowl you'd need ... and then for big game archery, then muzzle-loading, then modern firearm....
I'm just one root in a grassroots organization. No one should assume that I speak for the VCDL.
I am neither an attorney-at-law nor I do play one on television or on the internet. No one should assumes my opinion is legal advice.
Veni, Vidi, Velcro
September 14th, 2009 01:29 PM
Don't believe what you hear and only half of what you see!
September 14th, 2009 03:53 PM
September 14th, 2009 09:15 PM
Good show thanks for the laugh!!!!
September 14th, 2009 10:17 PM
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.
Ain't no fun when the rabbit has a gun!
September 14th, 2009 10:31 PM
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