Employee of the month

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  1. September 14th, 2009 01:54 AM #1
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    Employee of the month

    A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida and goes to a big
    everything-under-one-roof department store looking for a job.

    The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'


    The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin '

    Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start
    tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'


    His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the
    boss came down. 'How many customers bought something from you today?'

    The kid says, 'One.'

    The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day.

    How much was the sale for?'

    The kid says, '$101,237.65.'

    The boss says, '$101,237.65?! What the heck did you sell?'

    The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then

    I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he

    was going fishing, and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat
    department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he
    didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the
    automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.'


    The boss said 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him
    a BOAT and a TRUCK?'

    The kid said 'No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife,
    and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'

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  3. September 14th, 2009 02:10 AM #2
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    I am going to remember that one for work tomorrow!
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  4. September 14th, 2009 10:46 AM #3
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    That is one of the funniest things I ever heard
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
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  5. September 14th, 2009 10:50 AM #4
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    Copied and emailed to everyone. Thanks.
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  6. September 14th, 2009 01:22 PM #5
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    Wrong Forum.

    Need to rewrite to "Might as well go "hunting."

    Let's see for small game you'd need ... and then for Waterfowl you'd need ... and then for big game archery, then muzzle-loading, then modern firearm....



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  7. September 14th, 2009 01:29 PM #6
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    Good show thanks for the laugh!!!!
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  10. September 14th, 2009 10:17 PM #9
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    Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.
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    Thanks for the laugh!! I'm sure the ladies will weigh in here.
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