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    Talking Welfare Office

    A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says "Hi. I want you to know that I hate drawing welfare and I'd really rather have a job."

    The man behind the welfare desk says, "Well, your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

    The guy says "You're bullshitting me".

    The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it".
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    old joke, but decent

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    LOL
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    Funny.
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    ....... Was getting ready to head down to the welfare office myself!
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    ....so....did he get the job?
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    I thought I'd read most jokes - internet and all that - but not this one.

    Love it - hit the spot -
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    "Well, your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard/bulter/gardener/and babysitter for his annoying eleven year old child. You'll have to keep his Mercedes shiny all the time, his lawn manicured, the house in tip top shape, and you will be expected to be on call 24/7 and jump whenever someone calls for you. You'll also be expected to escort his annoying child on trips. The starting salary is $0 no benefits or vacation, but you get a free apartment.
    Note: I changed some things - Now... I've had jobs like that
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