The Patriot Microchip

The Patriot Microchip

This is a discussion on The Patriot Microchip within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead. When properly installed ...

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    The Patriot Microchip

    THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

    The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.



    When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.




    It comes in various sizes:


    nicrochip.jpg








    The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.
    The implant may or may not be painless..
    Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
    Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

    Please enjoy the security we provide for you..


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    lol. I like.

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    Fill the core with bacon and you've got a winner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jumpwing View Post
    Fill the core with bacon and you've got a winner.
    I like that, everything goes better with bacon.
    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
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    240gr

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    720 grains is much more effective,50 BMG round
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    You forgot 30mm.

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    that's great!
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    I love it... :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by jumpwing View Post
    Fill the core with bacon and you've got a winner.
    I like that, everything goes better with bacon.

    You know what goes great with Bacon?

    More Bacon!!!

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    I'm trying to find one of these machines to install in my home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jumpwing View Post


    I'm trying to find one of these machines to install in my home.
    Let me know when you find one, I'll take one for every room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rottkeeper View Post
    THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

    The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.



    When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.
    That's great, but what about the virgins.
    "He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." Luke 22:36

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    Quote Originally Posted by gottabkiddin View Post
    That's great, but what about the virgins.
    Let'em get their own bacon!!
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