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This is a discussion on Your cat is fat within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by stanislaskasava I was taking a wild guess that EMP touched a sensitive subject. I think you nailed it. Originally Posted by stanislaskasava ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stanislaskasava View Post
    I was taking a wild guess that EMP touched a sensitive subject.
    I think you nailed it.

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    I guess the cat's out of the bag, now... and you'll never manage to squeeze him back in.


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    Quote Originally Posted by UnklFungus View Post
    So she has a fat cat. I don't understand why she would get offended by that comment. Maybe you tell her you were just trying to "chew the fat?" Maybe you could ask her to not get all heavy on you?
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    P.H.A.T., that was it. Phat cat. Word. Lady misunderstood.
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    Um....... fat cat........PHAT cat......
    all we're missing is FUPR.......

    Yea, everyone explain THAT to the kiddies readin along!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stanislaskasava View Post
    I was taking a wild guess that EMP touched a sensitive subject. Perhaps his lady friend secretly feels that she is fat and she took it as a subtle jab. Maybe she doesn't want to be made aware that he naturally thinks of people and animals in terms of girth.

    At least he didn't say "That's a whale of a cat you have!"

    I guess the cat's out of the bag, now... and you'll never manage to squeeze him back in.
    You guys are absolutely hilarious.

    Since I'm a lady and also have two dogs, one of which is almost as wide as she is tall, I'm not going to have a comment on this one.

    Except to say, I can always count on my DC family to keep me laughing.

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    Maybe she asked "Does this cat make me look fat.......No Not that cat........."

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