Maybe she's a R Lee Ermey fan..........
Maybe she caught one of those evil assault melons and is preparing to terminate it.
Thats just too weird for words
Dont touch my melons?
The farmers daughter can look after herself?
Don't even try to eat any of her watermelon.
Don't you remember the "Free Melon with every Glock" promotion that GSSF ran earlier this year... I know they ran out of melons early, but it was still pretty big news.
Maybe her neighbor is Gallagher!
"When watermelons are outlawed, only outlaws will have watermelons"
She is carrying her Glock in one of the new "Off Body" melon holsters.
Gee...you can look right at that watermelon and you would never know there was a GLOCK hidden in there.
That is the best way to serve watermelon,.. Set it on the table, one shot dead center with a H-P round.. One watermelon ready to eat.. :-)