Sometimes I can't think of an explanation!

Sometimes I can't think of an explanation!

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    Sometimes I can't think of an explanation!

    “The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnklFungus
    If it is ok to disarm legal citizens to reduce crime, then doesn't it stand to disband the military to prevent war?


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    Maybe she's a R Lee Ermey fan..........
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    Maybe she caught one of those evil assault melons and is preparing to terminate it.
    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnklFungus View Post
    Maybe she wants to star on her own Taurus Judge commercial.

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    Thats just too weird for words
    If I gave a crap about what you think about my guns.....it was early this morning and I already flushed it!

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    Dont touch my melons?

    The farmers daughter can look after herself?
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    Quote Originally Posted by goawayfarm View Post
    Maybe she's a R Lee Ermey fan..........
    that was my very first thought!

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    Don't even try to eat any of her watermelon.

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    Don't you remember the "Free Melon with every Glock" promotion that GSSF ran earlier this year... I know they ran out of melons early, but it was still pretty big news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goawayfarm View Post
    Maybe she's a R Lee Ermey fan..........
    i think you are right just remember that watermelon is better when tenderized
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    Maybe her neighbor is Gallagher!

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    "When watermelons are outlawed, only outlaws will have watermelons"

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    She is carrying her Glock in one of the new "Off Body" melon holsters.

    Gee...you can look right at that watermelon and you would never know there was a GLOCK hidden in there.

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    That is the best way to serve watermelon,.. Set it on the table, one shot dead center with a H-P round.. One watermelon ready to eat.. :-)

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