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“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
Originally Posted by UnklFungus
Maybe she's a R Lee Ermey fan..........
Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est.-Seneca
"If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. If I have a gun, what do I have to be paranoid about?" -Clint Smith
"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." -Jeff Cooper
Maybe she caught one of those evil assault melons and is preparing to terminate it.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
Thats just too weird for words
If I gave a crap about what you think about my guns.....it was early this morning and I already flushed it!
Dont touch my melons?
The farmers daughter can look after herself?
It is pardonable to be defeated but never surprised.
2 Ruger alaskan .454s
Don't even try to eat any of her watermelon.
Don't you remember the "Free Melon with every Glock" promotion that GSSF ran earlier this year... I know they ran out of melons early, but it was still pretty big news.
"When watermelons are outlawed, only outlaws will have watermelons"
She is carrying her Glock in one of the new "Off Body" melon holsters.
Gee...you can look right at that watermelon and you would never know there was a GLOCK hidden in there.
That is the best way to serve watermelon,.. Set it on the table, one shot dead center with a H-P round.. One watermelon ready to eat.. :-)