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    Proof that Men Have Better Friends...

    Proof that Men Have Better Friends...

    Friendship among Women:
    A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
    she told her husband that she had slept over at a
    friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
    friends. None of them knew anything about it.

    Friendship among Men:
    A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
    told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
    house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
    Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there
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    lol very nice its true
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    Love it. Even my girlfriend laughed!

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    I love it.
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    A woman's friend will bail them out of jail. A man's friend will be there with 'ya to help remember what exactly happened the night before.
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    That's great! Good laugh.
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    LOL. When I was in college, my local bartender would lie for me to my soon-to-be-ex-psychotic-girlfriend when she called in. Sometimes the phone would get passed around the bar and people that didn't even know me, would lie for me.

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    Stupid has no gender. They both oughta be sleeping on the couch. :-)
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