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    A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

    He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

    She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

    He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

    The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

    The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

    The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F" means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"

    The man answered, "'S-H-I-T" means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'"
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    Bwhaha - nearly had me there

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    thats pretty good

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    Got to remember that one. Thanks!
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    One of these days I'll be able to use that at work since we all have different weekends.

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