This is a discussion on Sick Day within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that She is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he ...
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
She is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today
The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
Hmmmmm, may have to try that tomorrow!
EOD - Initial success or total failure
THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACE IN THE WORLD IS BETWEEN A MOTHER AND HER CHILDREN.
United Stats Army,(Ret)
We joke at work that we are calling in with vision problems...same response, just can't see coming to work today
They who give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin
Previously known as "cjm5874"
Now that is one I definately have not used, (but will).
"The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century