Sick Day

Sick Day

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    Sick Day

    A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
    She is staying home because she is not feeling well.
    "What's the matter?" he asks
    "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
    "What the hell is anal glaucoma?"



    "I can't see my ass coming into work today


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    Hmmm...I wonder...
    eschew obfuscation

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    Hmmmmm, may have to try that tomorrow!
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    We joke at work that we are calling in with vision problems...same response, just can't see coming to work today
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    haha, i will have to borrow that one

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    Now that is one I definately have not used, (but will).
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