Sixto posted about small town barber shops and guns in another thread. It reminded me of the visit I made recently to the small barber shop I go too.
I walked into the doorway and, seeing the two old men standing there with not much to do, I said, "Good mornin' gentlemen!".
The old fellow nearest me very dryly replied, "They just left".
I couldn't help but snicker. That, to me, was the perfect reply.
Post up some of the funny stuff, or just the small talk, that you hear at your local shop.