That's so wrong...
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I just stumbled onto this and it made me StumbleUpon rocks.
Twas the night...
That's so wrong...
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
lol... I like that :D
"Dead is dead"
"Yea, till we show up with jumper cables and drugs to debate it"
"The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."
I don't see the humor here. Using the LORDS name in vain. Mocking a symbol that has a direct relationship to the birth of Christ.
Next thing you know our kids wont be allowed to pray in school or openly pray in public.
Kimber Compact CDP II, Sig 220 Carry Elite, Colt New Agent,
Sig Customer Service, Stinks!
"The more I know about people the more I like my dog."
Was this in Chicago.
Maybe I'll start a new Christmas tradition at our house and read this instead of "The Christmas Shoes."
Okay, maybe not.
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliott
The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
The guy should keep his day job. (I can only assume it's a guy, doing the verse.) The rhyming is atrocious.
I want to hear more about Chris, the pet mouse. With a bit of a rewrite, he could figure larger in the story. You know, bite the burglar's finger, run up his flannel pants and take a few nips at the nads, whatever. Better that than getting shot! What's with that?