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    Talking Twas the night before Christmas...

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    That's so wrong...
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    lol... I like that :D
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    Too Funny!
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    pretty funny.
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    I don't see the humor here. Using the LORDS name in vain. Mocking a symbol that has a direct relationship to the birth of Christ.
    Next thing you know our kids wont be allowed to pray in school or openly pray in public.
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    Was this in Chicago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCRIDER View Post
    I don't see the humor here. Using the LORDS name in vain. Mocking a symbol that has a direct relationship to the birth of Christ.
    Next thing you know our kids wont be allowed to pray in school or openly pray in public.
    Please, I don't mean any disrespect(I respect others religious beliefs) but if I got shot in the shoulder with my own gun by a guy dressed up like Santa Clause on the night before Christmas right before he robbed my whole house, I would also use the lords name in vain, as well as a few more choice words.

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    Maybe I'll start a new Christmas tradition at our house and read this instead of "The Christmas Shoes."

    Okay, maybe not.
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    The guy should keep his day job. (I can only assume it's a guy, doing the verse.) The rhyming is atrocious.

    I want to hear more about Chris, the pet mouse. With a bit of a rewrite, he could figure larger in the story. You know, bite the burglar's finger, run up his flannel pants and take a few nips at the nads, whatever. Better that than getting shot! What's with that?
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