Better safe than sorry !
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College ready for flesh-eating zombie attack
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GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) — No one expects a zombie apocalypse. But the University of Florida is making sure officials are ready for a night of the living dead, just in case.
The school has a plan for responding to the undead on its Web site among outlines for dealing with hurricanes and pandemics.
The exercise lays out how university officials would respond to attacks by “flesh-eating, apparently life impaired individuals.” It notes that a zombie outbreak might include “documentation of lots of strange moaning.”
A University of Florida spokesman says the exercise was written by an employee at the school’s academic technology office to “add a little bit of levity” to disaster preparation discussions.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
Originally Posted by UnklFungus
Better safe than sorry !
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
there are two kinds of people - those who have a zombie plan and the others the zombies call "Lunch"
The 'zombies' dare not enter the Swamp...
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The UF zombie plan has been removed. They felt the impact of it interfered with the credibility and seriousness of other emergency plans posted at the site. The student who uploaded the zombie plan was not punished.
No joke: UF officials remove zombie plan from site - Odd News News - MyNorthwest.com
Too bad. I thought it added value to the UF site.
"The flock sleep peaceably in their pasture at night because Sheepdogs stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
Geez -- I follow the law by not bringing my gun to "The Swamp". I wonder if I need to try and sneak it thru -- zombies are bad gugu.
It's bad enought the Bernie Machen wants to ban booze -- now he wants to ban zombies. Where does it end???
"Each worker carried his sword strapped to his side." Nehemiah 4:18
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Paramedics With Guns Scare People!
??????????????????????????????????????No one expects a zombie apocalypse.
Where did they get this?
Mrs. Warcrimes and I have been preparing for the zombocalypse for years.
"and suddenly I can not hold back my sword hand's anger"