UoF is prepared for zombie attack!

UoF is prepared for zombie attack!

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    UoF is prepared for zombie attack!

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    GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) — No one expects a zombie apocalypse. But the University of Florida is making sure officials are ready for a night of the living dead, just in case.

    The school has a plan for responding to the undead on its Web site among outlines for dealing with hurricanes and pandemics.

    The exercise lays out how university officials would respond to attacks by “flesh-eating, apparently life impaired individuals.” It notes that a zombie outbreak might include “documentation of lots of strange moaning.”

    A University of Florida spokesman says the exercise was written by an employee at the school’s academic technology office to “add a little bit of levity” to disaster preparation discussions.
    “The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”

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    Better safe than sorry !
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    there are two kinds of people - those who have a zombie plan and the others the zombies call "Lunch"


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    Quote Originally Posted by MR D View Post
    there are two kinds of people - those who have a zombie plan and the others the zombies call "Lunch"

    You mentioned lunch...



    This is actually a cake!
    “The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnklFungus
    If it is ok to disarm legal citizens to reduce crime, then doesn't it stand to disband the military to prevent war?

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    The 'zombies' dare not enter the Swamp...

    "Go Gators!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    The 'zombies' dare not enter the Swamp...

    "Go Gators!"
    Sounds like a good reason to have a house boat!!!
    “The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”

    Patrick Henry
    Quote Originally Posted by UnklFungus
    If it is ok to disarm legal citizens to reduce crime, then doesn't it stand to disband the military to prevent war?

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    The UF zombie plan has been removed. They felt the impact of it interfered with the credibility and seriousness of other emergency plans posted at the site. The student who uploaded the zombie plan was not punished.

    No joke: UF officials remove zombie plan from site - Odd News News - MyNorthwest.com

    Too bad. I thought it added value to the UF site.
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    Geez -- I follow the law by not bringing my gun to "The Swamp". I wonder if I need to try and sneak it thru -- zombies are bad gugu.

    It's bad enought the Bernie Machen wants to ban booze -- now he wants to ban zombies. Where does it end???

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    "Life-impaired"

    Funny.
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    No one expects a zombie apocalypse.
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    Where did they get this?

    Mrs. Warcrimes and I have been preparing for the zombocalypse for years.
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