This is a discussion on Men...Be careful within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Bottle of Wine (Women will LOVE this one!) A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; ...
Bottle of Wine
(Women will LOVE this one!)
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever & evil.
Don't mess with them.
"No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the Congress is in session."
S&W M&P 40
It's true that some women are clever.
But they are ALL indeed evil. Not just "evil" mind you, but eeeee-ville.
Except for my little girl, of course. She's an angel.
"The flock sleep peaceably in their pasture at night because Sheepdogs stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
This is an old one, but very true................Watch your back, They are sneaky!!!!
My wife loved it. She said I can think it's funny too!
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
Originally Posted by UnklFungus
hahahaha that was good I know the g/f will enjoy this story!
Glock 27,Hi-Point .380, S&W 3913, RIA 5" Tactical
"Government is not the solution to our problems; government is the problem." - President Ronald Reagan
"Stand your ground, don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here!" - John Parker April 19th, 1775 Lexington, MA
I'm pretty sure there is a version of this story that dates back to biblical times.
"Just blame Sixto"
Funny, funny stuff.
God is love (1 John 4:8)
Men usually underestimate women. JMHO.
"I'm not fluent in the language of violence, but I know enough to get around in places where it's spoken."