Dumb Blonde with a Gun (Joke)

[JonInNY]

You may have to think twice about this one...

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A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off... 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her.

'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.

'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'

'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and
then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants...

I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'

'So then?' asked the doctor.

'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'

'So then?'

'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.

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[JoJoGunn]

All that empty space between the "ears" most likely saved her life!!! LOL

If the Doctor did a brain scan on her, would he have to give her money back?