My Father-in-law sent this to me.

My Father-in-law sent this to me.

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    My Father-in-law sent this to me.

    > LOVE IT!!!!
    > > AN
    > > ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST
    > > PERSONALS AD
    To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me
    > > in Downtown Savannah
    > > night before last.
    > >
    > >
    > > Date:
    > > 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m.
    > >
    > > E.S.T.
    > > I
    > > was the guy wearing the
    > > black
    > > Burberry jacket
    > > that you demanded that I
    > > hand over, shortly
    > > after you pulled the knife
    > > on me and my
    > > girlfriend, threatening our
    > > lives. You also
    > > asked for my
    > > girlfriend's purse and earrings. I
    > > can only hope that you
    > > somehow come across this
    > > rather important message.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > First,
    > > I'd like to apologize
    > > for your embarrassment; I
    > > didn't expect you to
    > > actually crap in your pants
    > > when I drew my pistol after
    > > you took my jacket.
    > > The evening was not that
    > > cold, and I was wearing
    > > the jacket for a reason. My
    > > girlfriend had just
    > > bought me that Kimber Model
    > > 1911 ..45 ACP pistol
    > > for my birthday, and we had
    > > picked up a shoulder
    > > holster for it that very
    > > evening. Obviously you
    > > agree that it is a very
    > > intimidating weapon when
    > > pointed at your head ...
    > > isn't it?!
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > I
    > > know it probably wasn't
    > > fun walking back to
    > > wherever you'd come
    > > from with that brown sludge
    > > in your pants. I'm sure
    > > it was even worse
    > > walking bare-footed since I
    > > made you leave your
    > > shoes, cell phone, and
    > > wallet with me. [That
    > > prevented you from calling
    > > or running to your
    > > buddies to come help mug us again].
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > After
    > > I called your mother or
    > > "Momma" as you had her
    > > listed in your cell, I
    > > explained the entire
    > > episode of what you'd
    > > done. Then I went and
    > > filled up my gas tank as
    > > well as those of four
    > > other people in the gas
    > > station, -- on your
    > > credit card. The guy with
    > > the big motor home
    > > took 150 gallons and was
    > > extremely grateful!
    > > I gave your shoes to a
    > > homeless guy outside Vinnie
    > > Van Go Go's, along with
    > > all the cash in your
    > > wallet. [That made his day!]
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Later,
    > > I called a bunch of phone
    > > sex numbers from your
    > > cell phone. Ma Bell just
    > > now shut down the line,
    > > although I only used the
    > > phone for a little over
    > > a day now, so what 's
    > > going on with that?
    > > Earlier, I managed to get
    > > in two
    > > threatening
    > > phone
    > > calls
    > > to the DA's office and
    > > one to the
    > > FBI,
    > > while mentioning President
    > > Obama as my possible target.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > The
    > >
    > > FBI guy seemed really
    > > intense and we had a nice
    > > long chat (I guess while he
    > > traced your number
    > >
    > > etc.).
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > In
    > > a way, perhaps I should
    > > apologize for not
    > > killing you .... but I feel
    > > this type of
    > > retribution is a far more
    > > appropriate punishment
    > > for your threatened crime.
    > > I wish you well as
    > > you try to sort through
    > > some of these rather
    > > immediate pressing issues,
    > > and can only hope
    > > that you have the
    > > opportunity to reflect upon,
    > > and perhaps reconsider, the
    > > career path you've
    > > chosen to pursue in life.
    > > Remember, next time
    > > you might not be so
    > >
    > > lucky.Have
    > > a good
    > >
    > > day!
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Thoughtfully
    > >
    > > yours,
    > > Alex
    >> > P.S.
    > > Remember this motto ... An
    > > armed society makes
    > > for a more civil society!


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    Posted several times in the past. Snopes has been unable to determine if it is legit. Earliest known versin is from Jan 2009. My guess is it's a hoax. Who in their right mind is going to break the laws this guy proclaims to have broken and then admit it in a easily tracable forum?

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