My Father-in-law sent this to me.

[Avenger]

> LOVE IT!!!!
> > AN
> > ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST
> > PERSONALS AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me
> > in Downtown Savannah
> > night before last.
> >
> >
> > Date:
> > 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m.
> >
> > E.S.T.
> > I
> > was the guy wearing the
> > black
> > Burberry jacket
> > that you demanded that I
> > hand over, shortly
> > after you pulled the knife
> > on me and my
> > girlfriend, threatening our
> > lives. You also
> > asked for my
> > girlfriend's purse and earrings. I
> > can only hope that you
> > somehow come across this
> > rather important message.
> >
> >
> >
> > First,
> > I'd like to apologize
> > for your embarrassment; I
> > didn't expect you to
> > actually crap in your pants
> > when I drew my pistol after
> > you took my jacket.
> > The evening was not that
> > cold, and I was wearing
> > the jacket for a reason. My
> > girlfriend had just
> > bought me that Kimber Model
> > 1911 ..45 ACP pistol
> > for my birthday, and we had
> > picked up a shoulder
> > holster for it that very
> > evening. Obviously you
> > agree that it is a very
> > intimidating weapon when
> > pointed at your head ...
> > isn't it?!
> >
> >
> >
> > I
> > know it probably wasn't
> > fun walking back to
> > wherever you'd come
> > from with that brown sludge
> > in your pants. I'm sure
> > it was even worse
> > walking bare-footed since I
> > made you leave your
> > shoes, cell phone, and
> > wallet with me. [That
> > prevented you from calling
> > or running to your
> > buddies to come help mug us again].
> >
> >
> >
> > After
> > I called your mother or
> > "Momma" as you had her
> > listed in your cell, I
> > explained the entire
> > episode of what you'd
> > done. Then I went and
> > filled up my gas tank as
> > well as those of four
> > other people in the gas
> > station, -- on your
> > credit card. The guy with
> > the big motor home
> > took 150 gallons and was
> > extremely grateful!
> > I gave your shoes to a
> > homeless guy outside Vinnie
> > Van Go Go's, along with
> > all the cash in your
> > wallet. [That made his day!]
> >
> >
> >
> > Later,
> > I called a bunch of phone
> > sex numbers from your
> > cell phone. Ma Bell just
> > now shut down the line,
> > although I only used the
> > phone for a little over
> > a day now, so what 's
> > going on with that?
> > Earlier, I managed to get
> > in two
> > threatening
> > phone
> > calls
> > to the DA's office and
> > one to the
> > FBI,
> > while mentioning President
> > Obama as my possible target.
> >
> >
> >
> > The
> >
> > FBI guy seemed really
> > intense and we had a nice
> > long chat (I guess while he
> > traced your number
> >
> > etc.).
> >
> >
> >
> > In
> > a way, perhaps I should
> > apologize for not
> > killing you .... but I feel
> > this type of
> > retribution is a far more
> > appropriate punishment
> > for your threatened crime.
> > I wish you well as
> > you try to sort through
> > some of these rather
> > immediate pressing issues,
> > and can only hope
> > that you have the
> > opportunity to reflect upon,
> > and perhaps reconsider, the
> > career path you've
> > chosen to pursue in life.
> > Remember, next time
> > you might not be so
> >
> > lucky.Have
> > a good
> >
> > day!
> >
> >
> >
> > Thoughtfully
> >
> > yours,
> > Alex
>> > P.S.
> > Remember this motto ... An
> > armed society makes
> > for a more civil society!

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[archer51]

Posted several times in the past. Snopes has been unable to determine if it is legit. Earliest known versin is from Jan 2009. My guess is it's a hoax. Who in their right mind is going to break the laws this guy proclaims to have broken and then admit it in a easily tracable forum?