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    Serial backyard naked dancer sought

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    Updated: 10/09/2009 08:03:21 AM MDT


    DALLAS » Dallas police are looking for a man who they say repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around naked and then runs away.

    Police believe the man has been exposing himself in the same neighborhood since 2005. The most recent incident was on Sept. 30.

    Police say he usually climbs a fence or goes through a gate and either dances naked or jumps in a swimming pool naked. Police say he also has danced naked on top of a backyard air conditioning unit.

    Police say they're looking for a pudgy man who is about 6 feet tall and covers his face while dancing.

    Dallas Police Senior Cpl. Janice Crowther says police want to catch him before it escalates into something worse.

    Escalate into something worse? What could be worse than a naked fat man dancing on top of your air conditioner?
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    They do have pictures...but very 'little' to go on...
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    Sounds like a good opportunity to try out some rock salt in a 12 ga. shell.

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    LMAO.... sounds like he's only a danger to himself, he could get hypothermia or something doing that stuff.

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    Lucky for him that it is really hard to hit your target when you are laughing!!!
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    Since 2005 and no one in TX has shot this guy? Where's Joe Horn when you need him???

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    Quote Originally Posted by JD View Post
    Since 2005 and no one in TX has shot this guy? Where's Joe Horn when you need him???
    Cause they're laughing too hard at the naked fat guy dancing on their air conditioner.


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    Makes me think of what one of my friends from TN. told me one time. What the difference between naked and neked is . If a person's naked they are in the shower or at the doctor's office for a yearly physical. If a person's neked they're up to no good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbary View Post
    Makes me think of what one of my friends from TN. told me one time. What the difference between naked and neked is . If a person's naked they are in the shower or at the doctor's office for a yearly physical. If a person's neked they're up to no good.
    Exactly.......too funny
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    Ouch, bad visual
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    Quote Originally Posted by A1C Lickey View Post
    Or they're trying to gouge out their own eyeballs!
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