At about 8:30 PM tonight I was sitting at home watching the Untouchables when the phone rings. Figuring that no businesses conduct matters at that hour, I answered. The following conversation ensued.......
Thug: Sir, I'm calling about a survey.
Me: I'm not interested.
Thug: Sir, it's a mandatory survey.
Me: Mandatory? Who are you?
Thug: I'm with the census bureau and I'm calling because you never replied to the survey we sent you in the mail. Are you the man of the house?
Me: What address did you send the survey to?
Me: That's not my address.
Thug: Is this XXX-XXXX (phone number)?
Me: Yes, but thats not my address. (Which is the truth)
Thug: What's your name sir?
Me: You don't need my name if that's not my address.
Thug: You don't live at XXXXXXXXXXXX?
Me: Not only do I not live there, I've never lived there! (Truth)
Thug: Have a good night sir.
Me: Yeah, right.
I know, more change I can believe in.