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    Hormone Guide

    Since we all know the importance of following the four rules of firearm safety, perhaps a similar guide is in order for ensuring a man's continued health and well-being during certain times of the month.

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    "can I get you a piece of chocolate" has saved me on many an occassion. Actually, I don't ask, I just bring it with a glass of milk.
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    I have made 2 huge mistakes in my 14 years of marriage, luckily I survived both:

    1. I actually asked, "What do you do all day"
    2. I did say once, only once, I am the one who works and bring the money in to pay for all our stuff.


    I am blessed to have a very forgiving Wife, and luckily at the time she didn't know how to shoot or fight. I would NEVER say that crap now, and it has nothing to do with her aim or her round house kick.
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    I better stock up on wine.
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    That's funny, I don't care who you are,
    just hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt
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    pretty funny stuff!
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    That's hilarious! It's also pretty accurate. Estrogen (and its absence, come mid-life) wreaks havoc on a woman's emotional stability. It's not something that can be helped -- and without it, there would be no children, or grandchildren.

    But it's hell on the other people in our lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilraen View Post
    That's hilarious! It's also pretty accurate. Estrogen (and its absence, come mid-life) wreaks havoc on a woman's emotional stability. It's not something that can be helped -- and without it, there would be no children, or grandchildren.

    But it's hell on the other people in our lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugergirl View Post
    That's funny, I don't care who you are,
    just hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt




    Ain't that the truth!!!
    Make that chocolate wine and all bases are covered!
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    Um, wrecks havoc on her what?



    gotta go.

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    my wife loves wine and chocolate.

    I have plenty of both on hand for emergencies and a wallet sized print out of the hormone guide.
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