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Since we all know the importance of following the four rules of firearm safety, perhaps a similar guide is in order for ensuring a man's continued health and well-being during certain times of the month.
This is a discussion on Hormone Guide within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Since we all know the importance of following the four rules of firearm safety, perhaps a similar guide is in order for ensuring a man's ...
Since we all know the importance of following the four rules of firearm safety, perhaps a similar guide is in order for ensuring a man's continued health and well-being during certain times of the month.
"Society never advances. It recedes as fast on one side as it gains on the other. It undergoes continual change; but this change is not [an improvement]. For everything that is given, something is taken."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"can I get you a piece of chocolate" has saved me on many an occassion. Actually, I don't ask, I just bring it with a glass of milk.
God is love (1 John 4:8)
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I have made 2 huge mistakes in my 14 years of marriage, luckily I survived both:
- I actually asked, "What do you do all day"
- I did say once, only once, I am the one who works and bring the money in to pay for all our stuff.
I am blessed to have a very forgiving Wife, and luckily at the time she didn't know how to shoot or fight. I would NEVER say that crap now, and it has nothing to do with her aim or her round house kick.
"Don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep." - Theodore Roosevelt
If you are not willing to stand behind our Troops, feel free to stand in front of them!
-Paco
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I better stock up on wine.
"First gallant South Carolina nobly made the stand."
Edge of Darkness
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That's funny, I don't care who you are,
just hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt
Disclaimer: The posts made by this member are only the members opinion, not a reflection on anyone else, nor the group, and should not be cause for anyone to get their undergarments wedged in an uncomfortable position.
pretty funny stuff!
-Bark'n
Semper Fi
"The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."
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That's hilarious! It's also pretty accurate. Estrogen (and its absence, come mid-life) wreaks havoc on a woman's emotional stability. It's not something that can be helped -- and without it, there would be no children, or grandchildren.
But it's hell on the other people in our lives.
"I pledge allegiance to the war banner of the united states of Totalitaria. And to the Republic, which no longer stands, several bankers, who are now god, indivisible, with Bernanke bucks and credit for all."
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http://www.dimfaq.com/Originally Posted by gilraen
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
Patrick Henry
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That's funny, I don't care who you are,
just hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt
Ain't that the truth!!!
Make that chocolate wine and all bases are covered!
Manicures: $40
Pedicures: $60
Range time + ammo: $50
Quality mother/daughter time: PRICELESS
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Um, wrecks havoc on her what?
gotta go.
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my wife loves wine and chocolate.
I have plenty of both on hand for emergencies and a wallet sized print out of the hormone guide.
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
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