For the Carnoivores

For the Carnoivores

This is a discussion on For the Carnoivores within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I saw this and laughed for a few minutes....

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    For the Carnoivores



    I saw this and laughed for a few minutes.


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    That is great.
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    Very funny. When I'm asked, I always say I'm a vegetarian that cheats.
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    I always say I am a humanitarian...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kazzaerexys View Post
    I always say I am a humanitarian...
    If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
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    Vegetarian: old Indian word for bad hunter!

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    Great pic!!!
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    If it is ok to disarm legal citizens to reduce crime, then doesn't it stand to disband the military to prevent war?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonInNY View Post
    If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
    Kitty cats.
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    Good thing I wasn't in mid sip of coffee or I'd have splashed the monitor by laughing!
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    I am a plants rights activist.

    I eat all the animals that eat and destroy various forms of vegetation.
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    Two of my favorite vegetarian cartoons:
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    That was great,I'll just keep on being awesome
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    Too funny!


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    Quote Originally Posted by gottabkiddin View Post
    Kitty cats.
    Nah, but I share with my kitty cat. His favorites are goose, salmon, and tuna (medium rare, please).
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