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    Don't try this at home:Joke

    Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is usually the husband.

    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

    Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

    When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'

    The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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    this joke is a winner. even the wife had to laugh..
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    doh!

    Now that's funny! Hubbys...gotta luv 'em but some just don't take hints well!
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