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    My beer run gone bad...

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    Man, that was funny as crap!
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    Obviously under the alkafluece of incohol. But officer I only had two beers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    But officer I only had two beers.
    Yeah, but the beer cans were actually kegs.
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    Drunks are funny to watch..... Glad I grew outa that way back when.
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    Wow...see, this is why inverted keg stands are a bad idea.
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    I hope this guy wasn't driving.
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    LOL, I doubt he could even get in the car! Dang, that would be a scary thought of that guy behind the wheel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    I hope this guy wasn't driving.
    He had to drive he was to drunk to walk.
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