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"Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"
"Stand your ground, don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here!" - John Parker April 19th, 1775 Lexington, MA
Man, that was funny as crap!
If I gave a crap about what you think about my guns.....it was early this morning and I already flushed it!
Obviously under the alkafluece of incohol. But officer I only had two beers.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
"Don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep." - Theodore Roosevelt
Wow...see, this is why inverted keg stands are a bad idea.
Don't frisk me, I am the weapon.
Sig Sauer P239 DAK (9mm)
NRA Member & Pistol Instructor
I hope this guy wasn't driving.
Proverbs 27:12 says: The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and suffer for it.
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NRA Life Member