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"Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"
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"Stand your ground, don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here!" - John Parker April 19th, 1775 Lexington, MA
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Man, that was funny as crap!
If I gave a crap about what you think about my guns.....it was early this morning and I already flushed it!
Obviously under the alkafluece of incohol. But officer I only had two beers.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
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Yeah, but the beer cans were actually kegs.Originally Posted by msgt/ret
"Don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep." - Theodore Roosevelt
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Drunks are funny to watch..... Glad I grew outa that way back when.
"He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." – Luke 22:36
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so." – Thomas Jefferson
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Wow...see, this is why inverted keg stands are a bad idea.
Don't frisk me, I am the weapon.
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I hope this guy wasn't driving.
"That I cannot do."
"Give this to, uh, Clemenza. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all we're not murderers in spite of what this undertaker thinks."
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LOL, I doubt he could even get in the car! Dang, that would be a scary thought of that guy behind the wheel.
"He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." – Luke 22:36
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so." – Thomas Jefferson
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He had to drive he was to drunk to walk.I hope this guy wasn't driving.
For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the son of man be. Mathew 24:27
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