I thought I was NORMAL

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    I thought I was NORMAL

    The Bathtub test


    During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you
    determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

    "Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
    teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
    empty the bathtub."

    "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket
    because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."


    "No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
    want a bed near the window?"
    Theres plenty of room next to my bed
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    Good one!
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    D@&n

    I wanted to use the garden hose for a siphon!

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