October 24th, 2009 08:57 PM
I thought I was NORMAL
Theres plenty of room next to my bed
The Bathtub test
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you
determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
October 24th, 2009 09:10 PM
Duty, Honor, Country...MEDIC
¡Cuánto duele crecer, cuan hondo es el dolor de alzarse en puntillas y observar con temblores de angustia, esa cosa tremenda, que es la vida del hombre! - René Marqués
October 24th, 2009 11:35 PM
I wanted to use the garden hose for a siphon!
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