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Theres plenty of room next to my bedThe Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you
determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"
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