Doctors won't give Ohio execution advice
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COLUMBUS - Ohio is struggling to find medical professionals willing to advise the ...
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October 26th, 2009 02:55 PM
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Doctors won't give Ohio execution advice
Doctors won't give Ohio execution advice | Cincinnati.com | The Cincinnati Enquirer
COLUMBUS - Ohio is struggling to find medical professionals willing to advise the state on the best way to put condemned inmates to death.
Attorney General Richard Cordray says in a court filing that ethical and professional considerations are deterring doctors and others from offering advice about lethal injection.
Executions are on hold in Ohio while the state develops new injection policies following a Sept. 15 execution that was stopped because the inmate had no usable veins.
Cordray's concerns came in a filing in U.S. District Court Friday.
He says his office has reached out to judges, police and lawmakers for help trying to find medical professionals willing to talk to the state.
He also says five lawmakers he didn't identify have agreed to try to find medical staff to help.
I guess they don't want my advice on how to put convicted murderers to death, but if they do I'd tell them. I do see how it could be an ethical dilemma for a doctor. I'm sure there is a doctor somewhere in the state that is willing to help though.
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October 26th, 2009 03:52 PM
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Well, I'm not a doctor but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Seriously though, they need a doctor to figure this out??? I'll give some free advice, 1 bullet between the eyes. Problem solved!
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October 26th, 2009 03:54 PM
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What's Dr. Jack Kevorkian (spelling?) doing these days. He'd do great!
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October 26th, 2009 04:04 PM
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put em in a car with there favorite music playing while pumping in CO2 from the exhaust,it's perfectly painless they just go to SLEEP
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October 26th, 2009 04:28 PM
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October 26th, 2009 04:35 PM
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Send them some Texas doctors.
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October 26th, 2009 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by
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Tie 'em behind the work boat and drag 'em around the platform till they quit squealing .

In either lake Erie or the Ohio River, that would constitute cruel and unusual punishment.
They could be used to hold targets on Marine live fire ranges, making the targets more interactive.
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October 26th, 2009 04:52 PM
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I'll vote for lead injections.
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October 26th, 2009 04:55 PM
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Bind 'em all and toss 'em to the gators, gators gotta' eat too, don't ya' know? (Two birds with one stone.
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October 26th, 2009 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by
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Bind 'em all and toss 'em to the gators, gators gotta' eat too, don't ya' know? (Two birds with one stone.

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We could just feed em buckeyes, they are supposed to be poisonous nuts, and then we wouldn't have to deal with any gators.
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October 26th, 2009 07:22 PM
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Go back to the electric chair and call an electrician for advice.
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October 26th, 2009 07:43 PM
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Seriously, why not return to the firing squad. What is actually required? A post, blindfold, 5 rifles, 1 bullet, 4 blanks, and 5 willing shooters. It's cheaper than the other methods, and the only thing you'd need a doctor for is to pronounce the time of death afterwards.
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October 26th, 2009 08:08 PM
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Seriously, why not return to the firing squad. What is actually required? A post, blindfold, 5 rifles, 1 bullet, 4 blanks, and 5 willing shooters. It's cheaper than the other methods, and the only thing you'd need a doctor for is to pronounce the time of death afterwards.
I'd prefer 4 bullets, and 1 blank. Or forget the blank and get 5 guys who don't need the possible out of having maybe drawn the blank.
Or an automatic chain gun 3 feet from their chair.
I like that idea. I vote for the chain gun.
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October 26th, 2009 08:22 PM
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How about killing them the way they killed their victim?
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October 26th, 2009 08:39 PM
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Cerate a "new" Gas Chamber and arrange for an internal combustion chamber gasoline-powered engine (from a remote location to produce the lethal Carbon Monoxide required to produce death). At the Warden's cue, pipe it into the Gas Chamber with a remote stethoscope attached to the ISDP (Inmate Subject to the Death Penalty). 1 minute after the heart has stopped beating, exhaust fans will remove the deadly gas through the roof of the structure (as was done in the old days).
This is both humane and cost effective.
Problem solved.
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