Words fail me...

Words fail me...

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    Words fail me...

    "Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"


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    And just in case you are one of those people that really needs the "behind-the-scenes" commentary from the cast, crew and director...

    Making the Cullman Liq Commercial

    I really can't wait for the "Director's Cut" DVD...
    "Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"

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    Ummm yeah....OK.

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    That's called honesty. Something you don't see often. Especially if you live in DC.

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    Thanks for the laugh!
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    That's the problem with stereotypes... they are almost always based in truth...
    "Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"

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    I wonder if his sales increased with that brilliant piece of marketing.
    Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExactlyMyPoint View Post
    I wonder if his sales increased with that brilliant piece of marketing.
    If'n they didn't , I don't think he rightly cares........

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    This commercial reminds me of the movie "Crazy People" starring Dudley Moore as an advertisement writer. It was about acutally using "truthful" ads but he ended up in the looney bin. The ads accidentally got put into production and .......worked! They went to the looney bin to get Moore's character to produce more ads.

    I especially like the one at the end about the phone company that said,

    "If you don't like us, we'll cut your service off. We're the Phone Company.....we're tired of your crap!"

    or...."Volvols. They're boxy, but they are good!"

    and, "Drink Metamucil or get cancer and die!"
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    This reminds me of a panhandler I saw last week. He was standing on the corner holding a sign that said; "Won't lie to you, I need beer".

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    Wow......
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    Yeah, when I buy a used double-wide mobile home, I want those blood stains in the master bedroom covered up...
    "Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"

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